There is something new in our home.
It came in this fancy box
It has many buttons. More than I know what to do with. Most of which I feel are there just to mock me.
Isn't it pretty?
I think it's laughing at me.
Someone called me this afternoon.
It took me until ring 652 to realize it was my phone. And then they were gone.
Did you hear that?
I'm putting it back in the box until I'm more equipped to deal with this.
If you don't hear from me soon, please send help.