1. Boyfriend clothes.
Not your boy friend's (or husbands as the case may be) clothes. Those are comfy and cozy and safe and smell good (usually).
Basically men's clothes have taken over the woman's section of many stores.
There is a whole slew of jeans with no room for hips, thighs or bottoms hanging on the racks. There are endless amounts of straight cut button down shirts, Mr. Roger's style cardigans and t-shirts with collars and breast pockets, all of which do not allow for muffin tops, breasts or arm flubbers. Why?
2. The word vacuum.
Really, what is WITH those two u's?
3. Why kids don't like to keep socks on their feet.
Do they take them off just because they can? Is it just to keep us busy? Are they actually uncomfortable and by taking them off 187 893 789 475 times a day they are trying to tell us something? And why must they take one off in one spot and the other somewhere else? Do they not like matching socks? Because what results is a laundry hamper full of left socks and no right sock (or right socks and no left socks). Why?
4. Jersey Shore
Really, are they serious? Is this scripted? I only watched eight minutes and that was more than enough. Do people really act that way? And are there people that really feel it is something worth broadcasting on television? And people WATCH this? I shudder to think that some people probable even chose to act as they do. Oh heaven's, I worry about society some times.
5. Hair Bands
It isn't really hair bands themselves I don't get. Just the fact that they won't stay on my head, no matter what I do. But if you are a soccer player running around the field butting balls and getting sweaty, it will stay on your head no problem. Doesn't make any sense what so ever. WHY??????? What has my head done WRONG?????